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We live in a world where monsters exist and superheroes do not.

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Q. What's the best thing about dating a hipster?


A. When it's all over, you will never hear songs that remind you of them.


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Free Bird: Letting DJ's Take a Dump Since 1973.


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I’ve decided recently, that I will be releasing a series of satirical biographies parodying great females through history. I plan on calling it:
Bio-Degrading Women.


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Did you hear about the new group of philosophical rappers? They call themselves Naughty By Nietzsche.


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Did anyone else ever notice that most of the people in America that really hate roundabouts are ironically, big fans of Nascar?


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The Determined American Free Thinkers Against Superstitions Society (or D.A.F.T.A.S.S. for short) held their semi-annual “Anti-Friday the 13th” demonstration this morning at Harkway Inn in Cumberland PA. They kicked off  the festivities by walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, spilling salt and having 38 black cats roaming around freely in front of predetermined paths. The organizer Sharon Peltzer said it was, “…an attempt to debunk peoples silly beliefs.” The hotel collapsed and killed all 72 people in attendance. All of the cats were eventually rescued, but are to be put on a low sodium diet for the next few weeks.

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How can you tell if the sour cream has gone bad?


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 If you write an autobiography, would it really be all that necessary to have that little section at the end of the book, “About The Author”?


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You don’t see too many attractive people on the radio anymore.


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You know what I really miss? The name game. I know it’s dated and faded and lame, but I’m just hoping that for some odd reason it becomes really popular again.

Especially with kids.

I hope some rapper or pop tart releases a cover of the name game and it gets over played all over the world.

And people can really kick themselves for giving their accidents really stupid names like Tucker.


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If you have some really weird freak accident happen to your car or home; is the Act of God claim on your insurance completely null and void if you’re an atheist?


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I’m not one to go around correcting people on their speech, but I can’t hold this one back any longer. “The Bird” is actually two words.


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